|The couple was moving with belly to
It did look very very silly.
The sexual act was very tight
In a hurry they used Araldite
Instead of the usal petroleum jelly.
took his boat to sea,
To have a peaceful pee.
If he did it on land,
The mockery was getting out of hand,
As his member was not big: only a wee wee.
|There was a lad from Bangalore
Whose genitals were very very sore.
On touch he would scream.
But never in his dream,
Did he imagine he got it from a whore.
all the world is one.
So let us have some fun.
Sleep with Chinese
Or someone from Pyrannes
To procreate a daughter or a son.
doctor was about to go to sleep
When his pager started to bleep.
Complained his wife:
" What a lousy life,
Am I your wife or just a keep?"
|There was a man from
Who was found without his penis,
About which he was always bragging,
Leaving it freely dangling,
Even during Hurricane Dennis.