Is there a plot sinister,
With many a tainted minister,
Some from Bihar,
Are closer to Tihar,
Than the departments they administer.

Top of the PM's cup of woe
Is the River Cauvery row,
To have a solution soon,
Pray for a heavy monsoon,
To make the reservoirs overflow.

The gentle MP from Assam
Sent Natwar to Uncle Sam,
Who, with foot in his mouth
But manners not uncouth,
Discussed the future of Saddam