CABINET CAPERS
- Is there a plot sinister,
- With many a tainted minister,
- Some from Bihar,
- Are closer to Tihar,
- Than the departments they administer.
- Top of the PM's cup of woe
- Is the River Cauvery row,
- To have a solution soon,
- Pray for a heavy monsoon,
- To make the reservoirs overflow.
- The gentle MP from Assam
- Sent Natwar to Uncle Sam,
- Who, with foot in his mouth
- But manners not uncouth,
- Discussed the future of Saddam