Once a blonde got a mail attachment,

Which she printed on a piece of parchment.

When advised, " Make a copy,

On a 3.5 inch floppy".

She thought it was a male attachment!


If one's floppy is 3 inch and a half,

One can not but laugh.

Should be 5 and a quarter ,

Or longer for that matter.

There ought to be some standard for one's staff.



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