STILL MORE ROTARY LIMERICKS - 4

   
13 There was a Rotarian called Verghese,

Whose classification was 'rearing geese'.

All his geese went out to wander;

Looking for their own gander;

As he had only She's: no He's.

14 There was a Rotarian from Chelsea,

Whose classification was, 'W.C'.

He used his brain,

To create the best drain.

The result was there for all to see.

15 There was a Rotarian from Palghat,

Whose trade was in Coir Mat.

Both woven and spun.

Though he did it for fun,

It made his coffers fat

16 There was a Rotarian from Burma,

Whose suffered from leucoderma.

He was white as a sheet,

From head to his feet.

They say, he got it from his mamma.

17 There was a Rotarian called Francesca

Who hailed from Northern Alaska.

Her figure was buxom.

She weighed 100 kilos and some.

For a date, people were afraid to ask 'er.

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