MORE LIMERICKS 5

There was a tailor from Bandra

Who was an expert in women's bra.

He made them in various sizes

And a range of design and prices.

One model even had a penumbra.

Once there was a TV newsreader

Who announced the death of a leader

The followers went crazy

And stoned him in a frenzy.

But he escaped before he got madder

(Based on a real episode)

My girlfriend wanted to go for a flick.

Instead, I read her a limerick.

I thought that was smart,

But she didn't care a fart,

And announced to all that I was sick.

There was a girl form the Rural Institute

Who was always ready to help the destitute.

She was always very kind,

To the poor, lame and the blind.

Hope she gets a spouse with the same attitude.

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