INDIAN POLITICS - ELECTIONS 2004

The opinion expressed here are purely mine,

But I am not prepared to pay a penalty or a fine, 

For perceived libel or slander,

As the words that wander,

Are only for humour in every line.

 

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My name was missing in the voters' list,

And I didn't have the power of the fist,

To put up a fight,

To exercise my right,

Without going through the bureaucratic mist.

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There was a Chief Minister of Bihar,

Who wanted to keep off the election war,

But she couldn't sit tight,

And miss all the fun and fight,

So she sent her Pati Parameshwar.

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Chandra Babu Naidu's party routed in Andhra Pradesh elections - News

A stunned and dejected Naidu,

Asks his electorate, "What more can I do?

I gave you all those sops,

Including some laptops,

Only thing to try now is voodoo"

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BJP President says that NDA was like ladoo. Perhaps people wanted namkeen - News

Venkaiah says to Laloo;

"Our NDA is like ladoo,

Your party is namkeen,

And we are very keen

To see your rustic jadoo"

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Rahul Gandhi's girl friend is from Colombia - News

There is one more thing Sonia

In our obsession with Italia

We forgot to tell you,

A thing or two,

About the girl from Columbia.

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Here's a list of Don'ts and Do's

For the two dejected Naidoos

Take care of the farm crop

More than your laptop,

And the janta will feed you ladoos

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