MISS INDIA BEAUTY CONTEST
- Lakshmi Pandit of Kannada origin,
- Won the beauty crown by a big margin,
- But she lost her title,
- After quite a tattle,
- About her not being a true virgin.
- There was a rampwalker called Miss Pandit
- To the Miss India title she almost made it,
- According to one story,
- She was denied the glory,
- Because on her marriage she lied a wee bit.
Q: Can lying deny someone the beauty crown?
A : Depends on whom she is lying with!