- I thought the men of American Nation,
- Have got over the mammary fixation
- But after the Janet episode
- Telecast on live mode,
- They want more 'wardrobe malfunction'!
- The British Prime minister, Tony Blair,
- With his usual adolescent flair,
- Joined the cowboy Bush,
- In his Iraqi ambush,
- Not knowing he was walking into a snare.
- The Presidential candidate Kerry
- Hopes he can win and be merry,
- He opposes the BPO's,
- Thinks they are his foes,
- Because he hates the smell of curry.