CRICKET LIMERICKS |
1. Cronjie declares that he is a good Christian - News
Hansie says, "I am a good
Christian you see,
But I was never happy with the match fee.
Collecting the bookie's booty,
Was beyond the call of duty,
Putting me between the devil and the deep sea."
2. A good Christian never
fixes matches,
Nor deliberately drops those dolly catches,
But accepting from the gambler,
Wads of dollars as a sampler,
Is OK if Azhar can have his designer watches.
3. Hansie Cronjie blames Devil
for his actions.- News
I never asked my men not to
hit,
Or contribute their teeny weeny bit,
In losing the bloody match,
By dropping that silly catch.
I swear, it is the Devil who made us do it.
4. Kapil Dev cries during TV
interview. - News
Cronjie cries in front of his priest. - News
It is in fashion for cricketers to
weep,
When the probing gets very very deep,
Into their enormous wealth,
Got by some talent: more stealth,
Showing how far the malaise can seep.
