| NEWS AND LIMERICKS Or A LIMERICK A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY |
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| March 2000 1.Clinton Visits India 2. Pisa Tower Leans Less.. News Item IN the days of the Cold War rift, |
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| Aprl 2000 US Army Female General Complains of Sexual harassment by Male General --- Reuters |
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| The hills and dales of the female
anatomy, The General thought was his territory. The Lady General went upto the Pentagon, Before the male one could draw his gun. Now he is bound to be part of history. |
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| Singer Lene Nystrom of Aqua accused of
setting abad example by having her breast enlarged -- News
3rd April 2000 |
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| Lead Singer of Aqua, Lene Nystrom, Wanted to be in a much better form. She wouldnt've had her cones, Filled with shapy Silicones, If she knew it would raise such a storm. |
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| Feminists using Power Tools of the
Internet ---News 4th April 2000 |
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| The woman wants to prove she is
nobody's fool, She started putting up sites that are cool, On the World Wide Web of the Internet, So she can link with others whom she had ne'er met. But that wouldn't keep her mind off the other tool. |
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| Tenants of apartment block in
Radenburg-Germany not allowed to urinate while standing -Bild |
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| The normal way men pee, Is standing, as you can see. To make them do it sitting, Is below-the-belt hitting, And equating He to a She. |
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| Lady sues Nike for injuries - News
8th April 2000 |
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| A beautiful young lady sues, Nike, the makers of sports shoes. She tripped over the lace, Causing injury to her face. Now she awaits her compensation dues. |
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| "More than two-thirds of British people want Prince Charles to marry Camilla-Parker-Bowles" June 6 2000 | |
| The people want the Prince to marry
Camilla, But Charlie says, " Sorry, I'm in a dilemma. Will it lead to another divorce, By some chance or by force. So I want it to be decided by mamma." Vice President Al gore not allowed speak at church organized meet - News The US Vice President Al Gore, |