NEWS AND LIMERICKS II

Or

A LIMERICK A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
  Amithabh Bachhan's icon to be put up at Madame Tussaud's - News  

What if the superhero is a bit lax,
In paying his dues and income tax.
The hero with  grey stubble,
May be in financial trouble,
But we will idolize him in paraffin wax.
  South Africa Introduces brown condoms as African men find white condoms "off-putting"
News - 6th September 2000
  The men do not know which is right,
The condom that is brown or that is white,
Why all this fuss?
For blissful coitus,
What matters is, "is it loose or is it tight."
  " Cash strapped Brazilian Roman Catholic church plans to list shares in the stock market."
--News 7th September 2000  
  After dealing with saints and seers,
It is now handling bulls and bears.
The Brazilian church,
Is in financial crunch, 
Confirming the faithfuls' worst fears.
  Republican Presidential Candidate George Bush refers to a New York Times reporter as 'asshole'. - News 8th September 2000
  A man aspiring for the highest office,
Should use the euphemism, 'anal orifice',
Instead of the word,'asshole',
Which can blow a hole,
In his carefully built edifice.
  Hackers post porno links to Securities Exchange Board of India (SEBI) web site - News 9th September 2000
  The picture posted by the hacker
At SEBI's site was quite a whacker,
But it takes time to download,
The naughty graphic stroryboard
So direct access would've been quicker.

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