|NEWS AND LIMERICKS II
A LIMERICK A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
icon to be put up at Madame Tussaud's - News
What if the
superhero is a bit lax,
|South Africa Introduces brown condoms as African
men find white condoms "off-putting"
News - 6th September 2000
|The men do not
know which is right,
The condom that is brown or that is white,
Why all this fuss?
For blissful coitus,
What matters is, "is it loose or is it tight."
|" Cash strapped
Brazilian Roman Catholic church plans to list shares in
the stock market."
--News 7th September 2000
with saints and seers,
It is now handling bulls and bears.
The Brazilian church,
Is in financial crunch,
Confirming the faithfuls' worst fears.
|Republican Presidential Candidate George Bush refers to a New York Times reporter as 'asshole'. - News 8th September 2000|
|A man aspiring for the
Should use the euphemism, 'anal orifice',
Instead of the word,'asshole',
Which can blow a hole,
In his carefully built edifice.
|Hackers post porno links to Securities Exchange Board of India (SEBI) web site - News 9th September 2000|
posted by the hacker
At SEBI's site was quite a whacker,
But it takes time to download,
The naughty graphic stroryboard
So direct access would've been quicker.
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