More Limericks based on News Items
India records a thumping victory at Eden Gardens - News March 2001
THE INDIANS
WERE GREETED WITH A BOO,
FOR CRUMBLING AGAINST THE KANGAROO.
BUT AT THE GARDEN OF EDEN,
DESPITE ONE MATHEW HEYDON,
THEY TURNED IT INTO THE AUSSIE WATERLOO.
Exposed cricketers, politicians and music directors play the community or caste card
AN EXPOSED
SCAMSTER OR A CAD,
PLAYS HIS CASTE OR COMMUNITY CARD.
IF YOU ARE PART OF THE MAJORITY,
WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF ANY PARTY,
YOU BETTER NOT COMMIT ANY FRAUD.