was a colonel from Malabar,
Who spent quite some time in the bar.
He blames his children and wife,
For his miserable life,
And justified his drinking during peace or war.
|There was an Indian
living in London,
Who like his steak well done.
He wants his beef
On a banana leaf.
He claims to be a true Indian son.
was this girl from Texas,
Who had the most beautiful ass.
The donkey went for shows,
And won medals, ribbons and bows.
Making the owner a proud lass.
|There was a girl
She was very fond of curds and whey
When the milk turned sour,
She didn't wait an hour.
But curdled it all the way.
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