OTHER LIMERICKS |
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| There
was a colonel from Malabar, Who spent quite some time in the bar. He blames his children and wife, For his miserable life, And justified his drinking during peace or war. |
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| There was an Indian
living in London, Who like his steak well done. He wants his beef On a banana leaf. He claims to be a true Indian son. |
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| There
was this girl from Texas, Who had the most beautiful ass. The donkey went for shows, And won medals, ribbons and bows. Making the owner a proud lass. |
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| There was a girl
from Bombay She was very fond of curds and whey When the milk turned sour, She didn't wait an hour. But curdled it all the way. |
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